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                    B.B.D.S. = BIBLE BASHER DEFENSE SYSTEM
                      THE ALTERNATIVE BIBLE CONCORDANCE

                     An antidote to Scriptural Terrorism
                             By Fra. ABSALHEVADA

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During the current "Decade of Evangelism" liberal folk are being faced with 
Christian missionaries persistently visiting our homes and causing local and 
national controversies over scriptural dictums . Their ultimate authority is 
the bible which these groups insist is the exact word of God. But is the bible 
the exact word of God?  Use the B.B.D.S. to find out and stop the Scriptural 
Terrorists from brow-beating you! 

                  THREE EASY STEPS TO ACTIVATE YOUR B.B.D.S.:

1) Obtain your own personal copy of the KING JAMES EDITION of the Bible 
(second-hand bookshops usually have plenty of copies for a few pence a throw). 

2) Using the index provided find each reference quoted and circle the verse in 
red ink, writing in the cross-reference to the contradiction. Do this for the 
entire index. YOU NOW HAVE AN ANTI-BIBLE BASHER KIT which you can use to 
protect yourself if they come knocking at your door. 

3) When the missionaries call ask them if they really believe the bible to be 
entirely God's word. Take your BBDS bible and go through the index, get the 
bible bashers to read out the offensive and contradicting verses from their 
own bible and counter it with YOURS.  Ask them again;  is this bible really 
the word of God???

   THE BIBLE IS AN IMPORTANT AND INFLUENTIAL HISTORICAL DOCUMENT BUT IS IT 
  REALLY THE EXACT WORD OF GOD AS BIBLE-THUMPERS BELIEVE? SEE FOR YOURSELF: 


                      OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE - WORD OF GOD?
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   a) EAT FAECES AND DRINK URINE; 2 KINGS 18:27 and ISAIAH 36:12.
   b) FAECES ON YOUR FACES; MALACHI 2:3.
   c) EAT CAKE WITH FAECES; EZEKIEL 4:12-15.
   d) THE BASTARD SHALL NOT ENTER; DEUT. 23:2.
   e) BASTARDS SHALL DWELL..; ZECHARIAH 9:6.
   f) YE ARE THE BASTRADS...; HEBREWS 12:8.
   g) PRESSED BREASTS AND BRUISED TITS; EZEKIEL 23:3 (Chapter 23 
      is particularly vile and pointless).

                   INCEST, LEWDNESS AND SMUTT IN THE BIBLE.
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   a) SAMSON & A WHORE; JUDGES 16:1.
   b) INCEST; GENESIS 19:33-36.
   c) RAPE & INCEST; 2 SAMUEL 13:11-15.
   d) BARE-BUTTOCKS; ISAIAH 20:4.
     
                    A SAMPLE OF IRRATIONAL CONTRADICTIONS
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   a) 2 SAMUEL 24:1    vs    1 CHRON. 21:1


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   b) 2 SAMUEL 10:18   vs    CHRON. 19:18.
   c) 1 KINGS 7:26     vs    2 CHRON. 4:5.
   d) 2 CHRON. 9:25    vs    1 KINGS 4:26.
   e) 1 SAMUEL 28:6    vs    1 CHRON. 10:13-14.
   f) JOHN 3:13        vs    2 KINGS 2:11 & GENESIS 5:24.
   g) JOHN 18:19       vs    JOHN 17:12.
   h) 2 CHRON. 6:36    vs    1JOHN 3:9.
   i) 1 CORINTH. 14:33 vs    ISAIAH 45:7 & 1 SAMUEL 16:14 & 2 THESSAL. 2:11.
   j) MARK 10:27 & MATTHEW 19:26    vs    JUDGES 1:19.
   k) PSALMS 30:5      vs    NUMBERS 32:13.
   l) NUMBERS 23:19    vs    1 SAMUEL 15:35 & EXODUS 32:14.
   m) 1 SAMUEL 15:3    vs    PSLAMS 100:5.
   n) 1 TIMOTHY 6:16   vs    1 KINGS 8:12.
   o) JAMES 1:13       vs    GENESIS 22:1.

           WEIRD/PSYCHOPATHIC QUALITIES ATTRIBUTED TO GOD BY THE BIBLE.
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   a) A HISSING GOD? ISAIAH 5:26, 7:18, ZECH. 10:8.
   b) A ROARING GOD? ISAIAH 42:13, JEREM. 25:30.
   c) A BARBER GOD? ISAIAH 7:20.
   d) A PENITENT GOD? JEREM. 15:6, GENESIS 6:6.
   e) A RIDING GOD? 2 SAMUEL 22:11.
   f) GOD MURDERS 50,070 PEOPLE FOR LOOKING INTO A BOX? 1 SAMUEL 6:19.
   g) A TIRED GOD? GENESIS 2:2-3, EXODUS 31:17.

                    ANTI-SOCIAL ACTIVITIES & STRANGE DISCREPANCIES.
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   a) JESUS IGNORANT OF SEASONS; MARK 11:12.
   b) HATE IS FOUNDATION OF FAITH; LUKE 14:26.
   c) JESUS IS RACIST; MATTHEW 10:5-6.
   d) JESUS KILLS 2,000 PIGS IN MAGICAL RITE; MARK 5:13.
   e) SAMSON KILLS 1,000 MEN WITH A DONKEY'S JAWBONE!! JUDGES 15:15-16.

SO IS THE BIBLE REALLY THE EXACT WORD OF GOD AND VALID AS AN ULTIMATE 
AUTHORITY FOR ALL MORAL AND SPIRITUAL JUDGEMENTS?  ARE THESE REALLY GOD'S 
WORDS? 


FURTHER USES OF THE BBDS: Photocopy this leaflet, go to your local library and 
insert one copy in each book in the Theology section. Distribute more copies 
to minorities at risk from Scriptural Terrorism (ie. Sikhs, Hindus, Jews, 
Pagans, Bahais, Spiritualists, Buddhists etc).  Send copies of the leaflet to 
interested organisations and magazines. Deliver door to door in your 
neighbourhood when the fundamentalists leaflet the area.  When a Bible-Basher 
writes to the local paper quoting scripture - write to contradict him/her with 
extracts from the BBDS.


ENDS: 

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